Paul replied: 'We do try our best as a Hotel [...but] do we have a say on seaside lights.'I would like to apologise that a couple in another room enjoyed themselves during your stay.'Even though we are an adult-only hotel and do not accept children perhaps we should also insist that nobody get anywhere near conceiving a child either.''I am also thankful that my staff are always recognised for their friendliness.'As the owner of the business I'm not here to be nice to every guest.'If a guest is unruly, damages the property, insults my staff or puts complete tosh in a review then I will tell them they are muppets and I make no apology for it.''There were another 20 of the cyclists staying with us that night and only yourself and your partner have found every review site possible to complain on.'Regards Paul (the rude and least empathetic owner).''We have been out with our bucket and spade and also have trouble trying to change the sand on the beach too.'Another guest gave the premises one star and labelled it a 'labourer's hostel' and complained about fellow guests naughty nighttime antics.
This animal was stolen from the wild to become a pet.“Please take it to a sanctuary where it will receive proper care and can hopefully be returned to the wild!I cannot magically create a double room for you.'There are currently 193 reviews on Trip Advisor for the hotel, of which 22% are excellent, 32% very good, 18% average, 11% poor and 17% terrible.'Some people just don't think,' added Paul.'It just upsets me really when people are allowed to write what they like.CHRIS Brown has come under fire after buying a pet monkey for his young daughter, Royalty.Shame Chris, shame” A third fan agreed, and told Chris: “This poor baby Monkey belongs with its family in a natural habitat.
It is not a domesticated animal such as a dog or cat and in no way should be a pet or promoted as a pet.” While others thought that the star’s wealth has given him the opportunity to spoil his little girl in the wrong way, with one adding: “In my opinion baby monkeys belong to their mothers and not into the hands of a little girl for her to pet them.
The sheer abundance of animals will take your breath away, as well as the variety of species and the ease of viewing them.
In addition to the famous gameviewing locations such as the Masai Mara in Kenya, the Serengeti in Tanzania, Kruger National Park in South Africa, and the Okavango in Botswana, we also have intimate knowledge of some of the lesser known locations where incredible wildlife viewing can be experienced.
We also offer one or two escorted set-departures every year for those travellers who prefer to travel in a group.
A no-nonsense hotelier personally hits back at every negative Trip Advisor review with cutting Basil Fawlty-style replies - including calling guests 'muppets'.
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