I'm channel surfing' past friends, everybody loves Raymond, Sienfield, And I'm thinking, "Why is my TV filled with American sit com crap. Months later I heard of John Ritter's unexpected death.
Once upon a time, callow young men almost always met their dates' dads.
This ritual vetting was an important part of protecting the human species from random romantic mistakes.
Rule Three : I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
As a new boyfriend, you'd rather get your skull drilled than meet your date's old man for the first time, yet meet him you did.
You'd throw your shoulders back and wipe your clammy paw against your sweater in anticipation of his too-firm handshake.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Starting with the episode 'Goodbye, Part 1', the show's theme was never shown again.
Instead, the screen would just fade out and '8 Simple Rules' would just be added to the beginning of the list of actors.
In most cases, it was like shaking hands with a smiling canned ham. The more impressive the girl, the worse her father. I mean, aren't parents the most indecipherable of all human beings?